Girl: I'm having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you. Boy: I love you more. *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* Girl: Where is he? Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart? Girl: *Starts crying* Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
x0gcaps0x: This is my 8 year old sister, Claudia. She’s beautiful, right? I was busy cleaning in my room, while I overheard her sobbing to my mom. The only words I could clearly hear her say was “Kids in my class keep telling me they think I’m fat.” What? Excuse me? Did you just call this amazing little girl..fat? You must be joking? She has a problem that made her bigger. This isn’t by choice. Or lack of care. Why does bullying start so damn young? My sister wake up every morning and cries, because she has social and school anxiety from all the people who tease her. They don’t know anything. They are gonna wake up one day and get hit with a taste of their own medicine. And trust me, it will hit them hard. Nobody disrespects my little sister like that, ever. Reblog to send this around, and to try and stop bullying.
Hockey throughout the year Summer: Fan base whose team won the Cup talks about how amazing the Cup run was. Fan base of every other team talks about how "next year is our year" Pre-season: Find out which team is playing yours on opening night. Start trash talking them immediately. Continue throughout the pre-season. First few weeks: Talk about how exciting all of those past year playoff rematches are going to be. Next few weeks: Realize that they weren't that exciting at all. Middle of the season: Settle into a comfortable pattern of either joy or misery. Depending on which one you're going through, say either "This is totally going to continue into the playoffs" or "The playoffs are months away, not worried" All-Star Game: HOLD HANDS AND LOVE EVERYONE End of the regular season: Start crunching numbers like you're a statistician, to figure out the seeding and how many games your team can lose and still make the playoffs. If your team makes the playoffs: "We're making a deep run, this is our year" If your team doesn't make the playoffs: Cry softly then decide which team you hate less to win. Repeat every year until you die of a hockey induced heart attack.
forever90s: Reblog: if you know what show this is from!
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