the-neal-mobile:

1. Do Not Try and Make Plans with Me on Game Nights.

2. Do Not Call Me During Periods.. Wait Until Intermissions.

3. Not Watching and Don’t Know When the Intermissions Are? Check Online. 

4. If You Come and Watch the Game with Me, Don’t Ask Me Questions. Just Watch and Enjoy. 

5. There is No Volume Control. No I Will Not Quiet the Fuck Down.

6. Bringing Beer Will Give You 1 Free Pass for a Question During the Game. Just 1.. Don’t Get Ahead of Yourself Here.

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kanyewesticle:

The only talent I have is boobs

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the-sofa:

shesingstheworldgoodbye:

awindowtothewest:

the-queen-of-anchors:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~ 

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES

you better reblog this.

reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .

REBLOG. MEOW.

(( REBLOG IF YOU FUCKING WANT TO BECAUSE NO ONE CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO FUCKING PUT ON YOUR BLOG ))

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stelmarias:

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