Rules of the Stanley Cup Playoffs
1. Do Not Try and Make Plans with Me on Game Nights.
2. Do Not Call Me During Periods.. Wait Until Intermissions.
3. Not Watching and Don’t Know When the Intermissions Are? Check Online.
4. If You Come and Watch the Game with Me, Don’t Ask Me Questions. Just Watch and Enjoy.
5. There is No Volume Control. No I Will Not Quiet the Fuck Down.
6. Bringing Beer Will Give You 1 Free Pass for a Question During the Game. Just 1.. Don’t Get Ahead of Yourself Here.