1. cute-useful-inspiring:

    alpernoth:

    There is not enough cream to recover from that burn… someone call a doctor, that man needs a brain amputation.

    Pretty sure he’s already had that operation.

    (Source: itdoesabitthough)

     

  2. bahboh:

    the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

    (Source: bepeu, via dead-sarah)

     
  3. iprovidethepaint:

    watchtheskytonight:

    This man is our kind

    Colbert is the greatest troll. You can see everyone’s anuses unclench when he delivers the punch line.

    (Source: catbushandludicrous, via waitinformypricecharming)

     
  4. skypestripper:

    hoodbypussy:

    Évolution inversée

    these dont even look like him

    (via waitinformypricecharming)

     

  5. olliekirkland:

    you are the dancing queen

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    (Source: philenor, via lostlittlelora)

     

  6. "Because it's the cup" is going to be my answer for everything

    1. Why isn't your work done?
    2. Because it's the Cup.
    3. Why can't you come out with us tonight?
    4. Because it's the Cup.
    5. How are you out of money already?
    6. Because it's the Cup.
    7. Why do you look so tired?
    8. Because it's the Cup.
    9. Why is your voice gone?
    10. Because it's the Cup.
    11. Why haven't you moved from that spot in days?
    12. Because it's the Cup.
    13. Why are you drinking alone in your room?
    14. Because it's the Cup.
     

  7. mikulios:

    making HONEST ANTAGONISTS who believe they’re in the right and firmly believe in what they’re doing is SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING than making them “crazy” because of some outside influence. make villains who believe they are the protagonists

    (via dead-sarah)

     
  8. …and If you haven’t done that yet, take the steps. Because you’re worth it. I want everyone to know you’re beautiful and you’re worthy of life and you have so much ahead of you. So just work it! This goes out to all my warriors! 

    (Source: thoseopeneyes, via keep-calm-and-be-a-selenator)

     

  9. "Dear haters, you don’t have to like me cause I love you. Everyone’s equal, everyone has a soul and everyone deserves to be loved 😊💗"
    — Demi Lovato via Twitter (via dlovato-news)

    (via keep-calm-and-be-a-selenator)

     
  10. wordsandchocolate:

    I made a slideshow about how to create a fictional character… I got most of the information from the ‘start writing fiction’ (free) course on the OpenUniversity website and found it incredibly useful so here’s a visual version for you :)

    (via burning-love-for-klaine)